A Narcissist's Love Letter

mystic-owl:

When I say I’m in love with you, I mean I love the way I feel when I’m with you. I love myself through you. I love seeing myself through your eyes. I love seeing myself through my eyes imagining how I look through your eyes. I love having someone new…

co-redemptrix:

Fun fact: your pupils dilate when you see someone attractive

Another Fun Fact: my pupils are dilated right now. I am looking at the mirror. I am gorgeous.

❝ I’m sorry, but … I can’t get involved with you because that would mean betraying the person I love the most, namely myself. ❞
— (via ameyzed)

a-beautiful-nobody:

you call me a narcissist like it’s a bad thing.

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

PEOPLE’S OPINIONS OF ME

mirandagettingfit:

college-life-crisis:

Acquaintances:

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My best friends:

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accurate

5060072089124:

i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid

tacogrande:

PHEW! here we are! Sorry for the lack of art lately! I hope this kinda makes up for it! 

I wanted to kinda storyboard a scene from spn! Chelsey requested this scene and boy was it super fun!

I might do more of these who KNOWSS~

oldandnewfirm:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge