Fun fact: your pupils dilate when you see someone attractive
Another Fun Fact: my pupils are dilated right now. I am looking at the mirror. I am gorgeous.
you call me a narcissist like it’s a bad thing.
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
My best friends:
i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid